Jessica Simpson calls Tony "my future husband": Right. She also said that about Adam Levine, John Mayer, and Lord knows how many other guys who weren't aware she was even anything more than a fuckbuddy.
Miley Cyrus Fury over Topless Pic: "Ah'm sooo mad they wouldn't let me show mah boobies because ah'm only 15. Ah'm real deep and artsy, y'all. Ah should be able to express mahself like an adult so people take me seriously."