GLOBE DELIVERS SAD MICHAEL J. FOX NEWS
April 30th, 2008
Pasetsky’s Cover Critique
Strong, emotional cover for the Globe this week.
We haven’t heard that much about Michael J. Fox in a while and this looks like Globe has a sad update - one that many readers will want to know about.
Plus, the insets are all very timely.
Globe follows up on its Hillary gay scandal from last week with Bill’s ultimatum.
Simon Cowell storms out of American Idol. Oh well! He’ll be back at 30 something million a year.
And Nicole finally wakes up and is trying to save her kids from Scientology. My question is what took her so long???
Bottom Line: A Winner!
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NATIONAL ENQUIRER: FACE-OFF BETWEEN OPRAH & RACHAEL RAY!
April 30th, 2008
Pasetsky’s Cover Critique
This week’s cover is jam-packed with some juicy stories.
Leading off is Oprah telling Rachael Ray ”You make me Sick” — the line of the week.
Does anyone find this surprising?
It’s about time Oprah told off that thankless Rachael Ray.
In other news, Kirstie is getting heavier and National Enquirer points out her “fat ankles.” That’s a new one. How does one loose weight in their ankles? Also, not sure why they covered up the main pic with the text???
And Angelina caught on tape doing heroin? Thankfully it's probably in the distant past.
Bottom Line: National Enquirer readers will love this cover!
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LIFE & STYLE SAYS “BRITNEY SPEARS & KEVIN FEDERLINE REUNITING!”
April 30th, 2008
Pasetsky’s Cover Review
Compared to sister publication In Touch which
features exclusive photos of Jen Aniston and John Mayer, this will be a tough week for Life & Style.
On a positive note, this is one of the better compilation photos created by a celebrity weekly of Britney’s boys.
And “Welcome Home, Mommy!” is a sweet, emotional line.
But overall…
Who cares?
It’s clear to me as a reader that Britney and Kevin are not “officially back together” because Life & Style is using the word “reuniting.” Why didn’t they just say Back together. Cuz they’re not!
In other news, Jen’s dating John Mayer and it looks like In Touch let Life & Style in on it’s big world exclusive by letting the mag use a photo for an inset.
Wait a minute! In Touch doesn’t have the exclusive.
Finally, Jamie Lynn is having a girl. How do they know this? (At the end of the day, you have a 50/50 chance of guessing right.) But something tells me this is no more than a guess.
Bottom Line: Look for In Touch to roll over Life & Style and OK this week!
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