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sparkly · April 17th, 2008, 11:02 PM

Blind Spot - Apr 17, 2008
One Return-to-Debauched Blind Vice

Dangling Wrangler’s at it again. You know Dangle-babe: He’s the base-boy the whole world seems to love no matter how many episodes he efs up, (via himself, the law or the ladies). Indeed, the Dangle dude’s been in trouble myriad times with too many drugs, too many women who were married to other men or by just being a plain ol’ mean, drunk bastard.
Therefore, the publicist’s quick fix was required (rehab and several staged photo shoots with Dangling looking brow-furrowed and fine with fans and such). Worked for a bit. But, then—as usually happens when one cleans up for a press release instead of for a personal mission—Dangling’s not only back to the booze and slut races, he’s hitting the hard drugs more than ever. Looks like crap, too. But the gals don’t seem to mind—they actually like screwing a famous guy who’s good (for about five minutes these days) with his huge, never-washed zucchini.
Alas, even the quickie quickies don’t do it for D.W. any more. Could that be why he’s getting so bored with dumpee broad after dumpee babe that he’s now secretly courting his latest unluckiest girlfriend’s (very underage) daughter?
Why the hell don't people like this ever get caught? No, in Hollywood, they get Oscars, don’t they?

And It Ain't

Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

At the E! message boards, they're guessing Colin Farrell, Richie Sambora, Charlie Sheen, Russell Crowe and Keifer Sutherland.

April 17th, 2008, 11:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
sparkly Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Suffocating under a manatyy Posts: 7,514	Ted C. Blind Item 4/18/08-One Return To Debauched Blind Vice Blind Spot - Apr 17, 2008 One Return-to-Debauched Blind Vice Dangling Wrangler’s at it again. You know Dangle-babe: He’s the base-boy the whole world seems to love no matter how many episodes he efs up, (via himself, the law or the ladies). Indeed, the Dangle dude’s been in trouble myriad times with too many drugs, too many women who were married to other men or by just being a plain ol’ mean, drunk bastard. Therefore, the publicist’s quick fix was required (rehab and several staged photo shoots with Dangling looking brow-furrowed and fine with fans and such). Worked for a bit. But, then—as usually happens when one cleans up for a press release instead of for a personal mission—Dangling’s not only back to the booze and slut races, he’s hitting the hard drugs more than ever. Looks like crap, too. But the gals don’t seem to mind—they actually like screwing a famous guy who’s good (for about five minutes these days) with his huge, never-washed zucchini. Alas, even the quickie quickies don’t do it for D.W. any more. Could that be why he’s getting so bored with dumpee broad after dumpee babe that he’s now secretly courting his latest unluckiest girlfriend’s (very underage) daughter? Why the hell don't people like this ever get caught? No, in Hollywood, they get Oscars, don’t they? And It Ain't Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth At the E! message boards, they're guessing Colin Farrell, Richie Sambora, Charlie Sheen, Russell Crowe and Keifer Sutherland. __________________ Pretty today, dying tomorrow. Carpe diem.