When he was younger, he was in a movie about a little boy that farts uncontrolably and uses it as a special talent to be an opera singer and go to outer space. Contrary to how it sounds, it was probably one of the better children's movies that have come out in a few years.
Therefore, if he were to tell me Lindsay Lohan was a bastion of virginity, I might try and believe him. He was rather rabbit-toothed. It was adorable. I'm pretty sure he's actually a little older than I am, which makes me feel silly, but he looks like such a little boy.
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