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ingi · April 2nd, 2008, 07:05 PM

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY SET FOR REDESIGN!

Entertainment Weekly is gearing up for a redesign, according to WWD. The magazine is holding a redesign “bake-off” to see who will oversee the transformation. An EW spokesperson denied there was a “bake-off.”
BTW - a “bake-off” is held when the powers that be have absolutely no idea what to do with a magazine. It’s often positioned as a “sophisticated” approach to welcoming new ideas but is in fact the lowest form of desperation. Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY SET FOR REDESIGN! Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Cover , Martin Peretz , New Republic
MARTIN PERETZ’S NEW REPUBLIC SAYS DEMOCRATS MUST DECIDE NOW INSTEAD OF LATER!

The media continues to try to force Hillary Clinton out of the race! By Hillary staying in the race, is that really hurting the Democrats chances in the the election against John McCain? Or is it making Barack Obama a stronger candidate? Your thoughts? Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » MARTIN PERETZ’S NEW REPUBLIC SAYS DEMOCRATS MUST DECIDE NOW INSTEAD OF LATER!
April 02nd, 2008

M , Molly MacDermot
JUICY (DRUNK) TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR FAVORITE TEEN STARS!

This is a great cover line!
But — lets keep it real.
Juicy texts! Translation: DRUNK TEXTS!

We’ve all been there — just like our teen friends on the cover of M Magazine.
You know — you’ve had one to many and it’s time to text your ex! You tell them everything you would never dare say when you’re on the phone with them. Oh, the drama!
Don’t do it! You’ll regret it in the morning. (I of course refrain from this type of behavior!)
Someone I know has been told they should not go out for the evening with their blackberry. Who is it? I’ll never tell but you know who you are!
On a side note - Molly & Lynette - miss you both! Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » JUICY (DRUNK) TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR FAVORITE TEEN STARS!
April 02nd, 2008

Jonas Brothers , Leesa Coble , Tiger Beat
TIGER BEAT REVEALS JONAS LOVE SECRETS!

For some reason, these guys are the hottest thing in teen world. I don’t get it - but I’m not supposed to.
Anyhow, they are front and center on the cover of Tiger Beat and you’ll find out all of their LOVE secrets in this issue! Tiger Beat is “Your Jonas Authority. Where you go for JoBro Info What are some of their secrets?
Nick: “Eyes are a really big thing with me,” the cute singer tells Tiger Beat. “I think you can tell if they’re genuine with their personality.”
Kevin: “When a girl dresses up, there is something about it,” Kevin smiles. “I’ve always loved that. A girl who wants to look great makes me really happy.”
Joe: “I won’t hug them like I would hug my brother,” he laughs. “Sometimes I’ll hug for a really long time. I’ll be like, ‘Let’s just hug.’”
Aren’t these guys the cutest things EVER?
Next month, lets play which one is GAY? Just kidding! (Oh, come on, you were thinking the same thing!)

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING TOLD TO WALK?

Carol Brooks’ First Magazine says “Walk Off 96% More Fat”

Stephanie Saible’s Woman’s World Says “Walk Off 20 lbs in 30 Days”

Is there a walking conspiracy going on right now? These magazines are on the newsstand at the same time! Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING TOLD TO WALK?

April 2nd, 2008, 07:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
ingi Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,932	ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY SET FOR REDESIGN! Entertainment Weekly is gearing up for a redesign, according to WWD. The magazine is holding a redesign “bake-off” to see who will oversee the transformation. An EW spokesperson denied there was a “bake-off.” BTW - a “bake-off” is held when the powers that be have absolutely no idea what to do with a magazine. It’s often positioned as a “sophisticated” approach to welcoming new ideas but is in fact the lowest form of desperation. Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY SET FOR REDESIGN! Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Cover , Martin Peretz , New Republic MARTIN PERETZ’S NEW REPUBLIC SAYS DEMOCRATS MUST DECIDE NOW INSTEAD OF LATER! The media continues to try to force Hillary Clinton out of the race! By Hillary staying in the race, is that really hurting the Democrats chances in the the election against John McCain? Or is it making Barack Obama a stronger candidate? Your thoughts? Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » MARTIN PERETZ’S NEW REPUBLIC SAYS DEMOCRATS MUST DECIDE NOW INSTEAD OF LATER! April 02nd, 2008 M , Molly MacDermot JUICY (DRUNK) TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR FAVORITE TEEN STARS! This is a great cover line! But — lets keep it real. Juicy texts! Translation: DRUNK TEXTS! We’ve all been there — just like our teen friends on the cover of M Magazine. You know — you’ve had one to many and it’s time to text your ex! You tell them everything you would never dare say when you’re on the phone with them. Oh, the drama! Don’t do it! You’ll regret it in the morning. (I of course refrain from this type of behavior!) Someone I know has been told they should not go out for the evening with their blackberry. Who is it? I’ll never tell but you know who you are! On a side note - Molly & Lynette - miss you both! Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » JUICY (DRUNK) TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR FAVORITE TEEN STARS! April 02nd, 2008 Jonas Brothers , Leesa Coble , Tiger Beat TIGER BEAT REVEALS JONAS LOVE SECRETS! For some reason, these guys are the hottest thing in teen world. I don’t get it - but I’m not supposed to. Anyhow, they are front and center on the cover of Tiger Beat and you’ll find out all of their LOVE secrets in this issue! Tiger Beat is “Your Jonas Authority. Where you go for JoBro Info What are some of their secrets? Nick: “Eyes are a really big thing with me,” the cute singer tells Tiger Beat. “I think you can tell if they’re genuine with their personality.” Kevin: “When a girl dresses up, there is something about it,” Kevin smiles. “I’ve always loved that. A girl who wants to look great makes me really happy.” Joe: “I won’t hug them like I would hug my brother,” he laughs. “Sometimes I’ll hug for a really long time. I’ll be like, ‘Let’s just hug.’” Aren’t these guys the cutest things EVER? Next month, lets play which one is GAY? Just kidding! (Oh, come on, you were thinking the same thing!) ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING TOLD TO WALK? Carol Brooks’ First Magazine says “Walk Off 96% More Fat” Stephanie Saible’s Woman’s World Says “Walk Off 20 lbs in 30 Days” Is there a walking conspiracy going on right now? These magazines are on the newsstand at the same time! Mark Pasetsky’s Cover Awards » ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING TOLD TO WALK? Last edited by ingi : April 2nd, 2008 at 07:36 PM.