Jake Gyllenhaal- You know, I think he's straight.
Colin Farrell- Straight. He dines at the Y for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Hugh Jackman- Straight.
Matthew Perry- Straight
Matthew Broderick- Ick. But str8
Josh Hartnett- str8
Orlando Bloom- at least Bi, probably gay
George Clooney- gay
Sean William Scott- How ironic would it be if Stiffler is gay! But no.
Johnny Depp- str8
Matt Dillon- str8
Matthew McConaughey- bi at least
Justin Timberlake- gayer than George Michael
Ryan Seacrest- oh please, girlfriend is gay
Brad Pitt- bi
Hayden Christensen- gay
Ryan Phillippe- str8
Matt Damon- fugly but str8
Jared Leto- bi
Tom Cruise- oh come on. If he were any gayer, he'd have show with white tigers in Vegas
Kevin Spacey- bi at least, but likely gay
John Travolta- gross. and gay.
Matt LeBlanc- gay
Jeremy Piven- desperate. but likely gay
Richard Gere- oh geez. bi at least!
Eddie Murphy- freaky deeky, bi but likely gay
Terrence Howard- who cares.
Jude Law- str8
Will Smith- bi
Harisson Ford- str8
David Schwimmer- forever Ross. And str8
Ben Affleck- yuck. str8 but addicted to strippers
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