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From Ted's mailbag:

Dear Ted:

Is Browhilda Frown-Free from One Backfire-for-Hire Blind Vice Halle Berry? I am trying to decipher your references, but she seems so cool, strong and chic, it seems she would swing that way, you know?
Kyrsten
Stanford, Calif.

Dear Halle Hunch:
What makes you say so, doll? Know somethin’ we don’t? Do tell. Ain’t the lovely H.B., by the by (as it were). Think just as gorgeous, but less...warm.

Dear Ted:
I thought you were going to divulge who Death-Mint Myrtle from One Wasted Waist Blind Vice is...Please do tell! And is Browhilda Frown-Free from One Backfire-for-Hire Blind Vice Kate Hudson?
M
Chicago

Dear Archive It:
We were a little tardy with our Blind Vice reveal, but better late than never. And Hudson’s way off. Correct frozen femme's way younger.

Dear Ted:
Is Browhilda Frown-Free from One Backfire-for-Hire Blind Vice Demi Moore?
Monica
Tacoma, Wash.
Dear Good One:
That would make Ashton Kutcher the dreadful womanizer, of course, which he ain’t. Sorry, not Ms. M, though certainly in the right everything else department, save talent.

Kate Hudson is 29 so way younger is who? Must be someone in their early twenties. Could be Scarlett Johansson. She's 23.