[B.C.]

Originally Posted by HWBL

Okay, here's my list on what's wrong with the little Aguilera girl.
She can sing, BUT:

1. I'm not a fan of vocal acrobatics a la Aguilera (see Chimpface Carey for
further reference: good voice, horrible vocal choices)
2. I'm not a fan of 100 million volts vocals in love songs, tone it down a little!
(see crackhead Houston for further reference: I don't want some foghorn
screaming to me "I will always love you", that ain't loving, that is cruel)
3. I'm not a fan of fake hair color or fake boobs that are bigger than the rest
of your (midget) body
4. I'm not a fan of bad taste: you can be sexy and sexual without whoring
yourself out in the way you dress or move
5. I'm not a fan of people who love themselves too much (for further reference:
the uber bitch Madonna). I mean: putting on the come hither look while you're
posing with your newborn is plain silly.