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Originally Posted by HWBL
Okay, here's my list on what's wrong with the little Aguilera girl.
She can sing, BUT:
1. I'm not a fan of vocal acrobatics a la Aguilera (see Chimpface Carey for
further reference: good voice, horrible vocal choices)
2. I'm not a fan of 100 million volts vocals in love songs, tone it down a little!
(see crackhead Houston for further reference: I don't want some foghorn
screaming to me "I will always love you", that ain't loving, that is cruel)
3. I'm not a fan of fake hair color or fake boobs that are bigger than the rest
of your (midget) body
4. I'm not a fan of bad taste: you can be sexy and sexual without whoring
yourself out in the way you dress or move
5. I'm not a fan of people who love themselves too much (for further reference:
the uber bitch Madonna). I mean: putting on the come hither look while you're
posing with your newborn is plain silly.
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I agree completely with everything, except I don't think she loves herself too much; I've always thought she has low self-esteem and overcompensates for it.
The girl just has no class, and I don't like the vocal acrobatics either.