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Originally Posted by FierceKiten

^^Im gonna kick back and watch GR's version of Jerry Springer here.

Be my guest, heat up the popcorn!

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

No, I said the original Fantastic Four movie had better comedic timing than the sequel

Better comedic timing = presence of actual comedic timing don't cha know? I failed to see anything comical in Fantastic Four, hey, unless you're talking aboot Jessica Alba's acting, but I personally regard it as sad don't cha know?

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

and Silent Hill actually has no story to speak of, a whopping 2 themes, but does a good job making the film LOOK like the videogame but is absolutely bereft of narrative, plot or denouement. Try to get what I said right. It's not my job to write screenplays, and it's not my job to direct shitty videogame movies. I am, however, a consumer and an educated one at that so my position as critic is quite deserved.

Seeing as it's not your job to write screenplays you seem to know a lot aboot "narrative, plot or denouement", all of which Silent Hill has, hey, and when I responded to your post aboot Silent Hill and its many themes, you kind of didn't reply don't cha know? By the way guess what hey, it actually is my job to write screenplays and I'm rather praised for it, don't cha know?

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

This from the person who thinks videogame movies have substance or artistic merit beyond box office. Continue wallowing in your special brand of mediocrity. Perhaps I can punch up "Dungeons and Dragons" for you, so you can marvel at Jeremy Irons' banal haircut while he foams onscreen.

In my opinion, every movie has artistic merit even, as much as it pains me, The Hottie And The Nottie don't cha know? Also, I didn't like Dungeons & Dragons and thought it was rather bad, don't cha know? But yes videogame movies have the potential to be great ,hey, and just because none of them have been great and only a couple of them good doesn't mean they can't be, don't cha know? By the way Fantastic Four was about as good as Dungeons & Dragons, only worse, don't cha know don't cha know?