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Oh yay! The guy who thinks Fantastic Four has "comedic timing" and Silent Hill has "no story" thinks A Beautiful Mind and Crash are lame.
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No, I said the original Fantastic Four movie had better comedic timing than the sequel, and Silent Hill actually has no story to speak of, a whopping 2 themes, but does a good job making the film LOOK like the videogame but is absolutely bereft of narrative, plot or denouement. Try to get what I said right.
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Whoop-di-doo! Could I care less? Why don't you do me a favor and show-off your great screenwriting skills... Perhaps you can write The Fantastic Four At The Barbershop for Tim Story, thus creating the first ever double trilogy. By the way Brokeback Mountain was 10000 times more an oscar-bait movie than Crash...Especially with everyone involved constantly boasting how they were going to win every award and Ang Lee throwing a public tantrum when he didn't get Best Picture.
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It's not my job to write screenplays, and it's not my job to direct shitty videogame movies. I am, however, a consumer and an educated one at that so my position as critic is quite deserved.
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Anyway, while Grimmlok was showing off his lack of taste (no offense, you guys disrespected me), here's what I watched:
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This from the person who thinks videogame movies have substance or artistic merit beyond box office. Continue wallowing in your special brand of mediocrity. Perhaps I can punch up "Dungeons and Dragons" for you, so you can marvel at Jeremy Irons' banal haircut while he foams onscreen.