[VenusInFauxFurs]

Originally Posted by Sasha

OK, lets unpack this, shall we?

You are "over the moon"-I assume you are happy with the info.

Your name is Allie-I assume you are a woman.

You "hope to marry him some day"-I assume he would want to marry a woman? Therefore, you have confirmed he is straight.

You "knew it"-I assume you have defended his heterosexuality in the past?


Ok oldtimers, who has Allie insisted was straight in the past? Allie is in Melourne, so maybe he's an Aussie? Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe (does anybody think he's gay? Not me baby, I might kill myself.) Hugh Jackman, Keith Urban? (Keith is in Oz right now tho)

Allie has danglie parts that hurt when you give them a swift kick. Not that I would. Because Allie is awesome.