^^ Aw, Venus, if he would have met you before Katie, who knows, he could have groomed you to be his next wifey! We all know how much he hates wearing shoe lifts.
Of the two freaks, I'd have to say, I'd probably (and I'm gagging as I write this) make out with Tommy Girl over DM.
Okay, now I need a shower and a bath and a nightlight.