Just wanted to say...(in honour of Alice)
There's Taco Tuesday going on tonight at Caramel Salon in Maple Ridge...
There are some funky bars and lounges on Main Street with live bands n stuff. I like that area, I call it Funky Main.

And if you go there during the day, there are neat antique places and consignment stores you get to shop or window-shop. I quite like it there.
As for clubs downtown, places that might be cool are Republic, Caprice, Sky Bar and I would definitely check out one of the gay clubs (cuz I love gay clubs and drag shows...Odyssey is my fave club).