The last few days before giving birth all I did was eat spicy Chinese food, keep my extremely swollen feet elevated, remain within 50 feet of a bathroom at all times, and bitch at my husband non-stop because it was all his fault. I probably would have maimed if not killed a salesclerk that wanted to sale me anything but Szechuan style anything, least of all size 2 jeans. But then again I am not programmable either, thank Xenu.
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as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?
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