Who once generously gave a gentleman something during a charity event for an organization in his late mother's name? (What he gave, actually, was a blowjob in the bathroom. Ma would have been so proud.)
Kanye West
What couple almost split up during the making of that movie because she was on fire with jealousy that he got to show his actual talent? (No worries. It totally bombed.)
JLO and Marc Anthony
What publicist introduced someone around as a boyfriend, only to have that someone lean into the ear of one of the people he'd met and mutter: "This guy is the foulest, most name-dropping asshole alive!" Any arguments?
Elliot Mintz
Which female politician once slept with a rabbi's sister, according to an
American Idol personality who's a friend of the rabbi?
Hillary Clinton
What male comeback star (in movies and mostly TV) is known as a completely cold, unpleasant fish to work with, though he can certainly turn on the charm when he needs to?
Patrick Dempsey
Which charismatic pit bull is described by some who've worked with her as a monster off-camera as well, someone who took her assigned role a little too seriously and became quite power-mad in the head?
Beyonce
What lovable showbiz relic is so needy that if you show her a little kindness, she'll start calling you at two in the morning for lengthy chats every night for months?
Elaine Stritch or Liza Minnelli
What much younger songstress has very little actual chemistry with the husband, probably because she's a big old lesbo?
Avril Lavigne
What drag queen with a record (meaning criminal, not long-playing) was spotted at a magazine bash, shoveling crudités into her bag and explaining, "A girl's gotta eat!"? Yeah, but that much?
Divine (plays in the original Hairspray)
What transforming young movie star already seemed problematic last year when, in the middle of a press junket, he would snap at underlings, "Where's my cigarette?" then would rudely bolt for a puffing break when he got one?
Shia LeBouf
Which swiveling tartlet's people brutally Tasered a young fan who simply wanted to tell her he loves her? At this point, shouldn't they Taser all the people who don't care?
Lilo
Which movie star who seems so brooding and enigmatic actually doesn't speak much because he doesn't have much to say, swears an insider?
Johnny Depp
What model he was once aligned with also maintains much glamour and mystery by keeping her dumb trap shut (except to open it for drugs)?
Kate Moss
Which seemingly passive half of that design duo can actually be a tempestuous spitfire? (He threw a drink at a Barracuda patron, whose friend chased him out the door, hoping for a showdown.)
Dolce or Gabbana
hich good-looking writer of exposé books has a sexually adventurous side himself?
Andrew Morton
What actor/rocker calls his dick Lucifer and more importantly is a big wee-wee himself?
Tommy Lee, if reality shows count
Which hot female singer's facial surgery photographs so weirdly that sometimes entire photo shoots come up empty?
Lil Kim or Ashlee Simpson
Which legendary black singer was spotted at a store, where she was screaming into her cell phone, "Doesn't anyone read in your office? Don't you understand English? I told you to arrange that flight!"? Was it perhaps a flight on a broomstick?
Patti LaBelle