Holy shit! The mother load of BIs!!!
What male comeback star (in movies and mostly TV) is known as a completely cold, unpleasant fish to work with, though he can certainly turn on the charm when he needs to?
Alec Baldwin
Which charismatic pit bull is described by some who've worked with her as a monster off-camera as well, someone who took her assigned role a little too seriously and became quite power-mad in the head?
Katherine Heigel
What much younger songstress has very little actual chemistry with the husband, probably because she's a big old lesbo?
Celine Dion... her husband is way older than her.
What transforming young movie star already seemed problematic last year when, in the middle of a press junket, he would snap at underlings, "Where's my cigarette?" then would rudely bolt for a puffing break when he got one?
Shia
Which reality star can be seen being fisted by an admirer in a kooky video that's making the underground rounds? Should we give him a hand?
The dude on the new Big Brother with the huge dick.
Which movie star who seems so brooding and enigmatic actually doesn't speak much because he doesn't have much to say, swears an insider?
Johnny Depp
What model he was once aligned with also maintains much glamour and mystery by keeping her dumb trap shut (except to open it for drugs)?
Kate Moss
Which legendary black singer was spotted at a store, where she was screaming into her cell phone, "Doesn't anyone read in your office? Don't you understand English? I told you to arrange that flight!"? Was it perhaps a flight on a broomstick?
Aretha Franklin, only because of her reaction to Beyonce and Tina.
What comic in his sixties concerned onlookers when his speech at a roast last year was punctuated with loud snorts and grandiose nose-wiping?
George Carlin
Which black funny lady admits she can't even hit the stage without being tanked, skanked, and totally blotto?
Wanda Sykes
Which swiveling tartlet's people brutally Tasered a young fan who simply wanted to tell her he loves her? At this point, shouldn't they Taser all the people who don't care?
Lindsay Lohan, though poetic justice would be Chris Crocker
What cute, young guy, who's Hollywood royalty, recently had a heartwarming experience peeing into a trannie's anus, only to have all kinds of shit shoot out? Jealous?
Don't want to know.
Which club regular is rumored to dabble in dominatrix work and is so successful at it that she got $1,100 from a guy just to shave one armpit?
Paris? Ew.
Which CBS personality sits in his car telling passersby that he's doing so to watch
Katie Couric on the news, but it's actually to stall until 7 p.m., when his parking there can become legal?
David Letterman
Which Best Actress nominee is rumored to be one too?
Ellen Page
What 19-year-old TV star is an attitudey c-word?
Hayden