She looked better a few months ago when she wasn't so skinny...I don't like her legs here.
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Originally Posted by EvilMonkey
Let me guess....
"what ya do yeah is to go out and like shag any guy that moves, it provides excellent toning, and for cardio you run after anyone with a camera to make sure you get photographed - then shag them after ( its important to mix it up - keep the body guessing yeah. For weight training get breast implants. As you get stronger keep getting bigger ones to keep up with your progress - now if anyone in the audience has a mobile that vibrates Ill show you my special pilates - and if i havent shagged you yet then please form a line to the left - I will be with you shortly"
I reckon she changed her name to Jordan due to the fact that Jordans population was round about the number of people she has shagged, Just wait til she is a few years older - changes her name to 'China'
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